i just made this my ringtone
my parents: brian where are you
me: i’m at pogo stick club with my friends
my parents: we’re all going out to eat without you
me: hold up a few minutes i’m on my way
THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN
My vlogbrothers video, which I made an eternity ago (last night), still isn’t uploaded. I haven’t neared the midnight deadline in YEARS…
Will he make it? THE SUSPENSE.
A+++ gif usage.
(I’m going to make it.)
growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money
Nah it sucks because $1000 is a lot of money but growing up shows you it just doesnt get you very much
this yen thing they have going on in japan is really gonna fuck you guys up
when you’re too full but the food is so good you just keep eating it
"boys won’t want you if you don’t shave"
joke’s on you boys already don’t want me